Mystery Solved
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Tasmania April 1st 2005
Hydro Tasmania's Aqua Engineers (H-TAE) have made world
history and finally pinpointed the position of the plug in Arthur's lake.
Picture #1 and Picture #1a.
Picture #1a is computer enhanced and shows yet unknown and secrete design
details.
In a combined effort between Tasmania Police Rescue
Services (TPRS), Inland Fisheries Service (IFS), Local Land Owners (LLO)
and a local 'whisper' identity the exact position of 'The Plug' has now
been established.
The discovery, which raised a worldwide interest amongst geologists,
astronomers and gastronomists alike, has been likened in significance to
the discovery of the wreck of the Royal Mail Ships RMS Titanic and the
Pocket Battleship Bismark.
How it was discovered.
Despite using latest Global Positioning Systems (GPS) technology, including digital photo resonated reconnaissance, supported by DobblerEffect Radar beamed from a Geostatic Satellite, nicknamed PIST short for Pig In Space Technic, ultra sensitive metal detection skill and newly developed Tsunami 'recognition' technique 'Arthur's Plug' - as it is now known - could not be located.
Back to Basics
After almost centuries of official and private sponsored
investigation, century old and proven methods have outwitted ultra modern,
prototype and even experimental cutting edge technology.
A Tracker dog finally pointed to the location of the plug. Picture #2
Immediately a local female diving person confirmed by a visual inspection
the whereabouts of the plug.
Upon resurfacing, the first word from the diving person - frozen for
eternity by the camera - was 'F' for 'Found It' and was in no way
indicating the water temperature which was 'F!@#$%^&*' for freezing.
Picture #3
Compared to the hunt for Sadam Insane
It was reminiscing to the capture of Sadam Insane, in that
the most modern Telecommunication surveillance apparatus, satellites and
the whole combined might of the CIA, FBI, MI5 and MI6 as well as the KPG
and remanence of the Stacsi and Gestapo including one member of the
Spanish inquisition, now living in Brazil, could not find the hole in
which Sadam Insane had disappeared. An unidentified bold headed,
overweight male spokesperson with an foreign accent commented, that the
hunt for Sadam Insane was made more difficult since he had disappeared
into his own hole.
'Insane', as his admirers affectionately call him, was caught by the most
basic and well-proven tactic of - yes you've guest it - a traitor.
Tourist Dollar
Local tourist operators queuing up to organise day tours to the location where thousands will be expected to pay homage to the plug. Subdivision Claims have been staked out with the local authorities for the erection of stalls, serving anything from hot food to souvenirs. But the exact location of 'Arthur's Plug' is yet to be kept secret until the Pontiff Catholicon (PC or CEO) has given official approval for the 'Holy Shrine of Trout Fishing'. First healings and miracles are to be expected within 12 months of worshipping.
The Tasmanian Hall of Fame (TTHF) has also thrown a glove into the box and wants a major cut of the tourist dollar, which in time to be estimated to be in the tens of millions of dollars annually.
First spanner in the works.
Tasmanian Road and Transport Authorities (TR-TA) have
advised that no funds can be made available to upgrade the dirt track,
presently only suitable for 4WD's, and convert it into a four lane
highway, until the sewerage system in Bracknell has been fully completed
and tested.
The 58 year old TR-TA grey haired below average looking and plump female
spokes person advises that any extra monies for the road upgrade to the,
as yet kept secret location, must come form an increase in speeding fines
at the local school crossings. Which has delighted the local 'Save The
Tasmanian Tasmanian_Tiger Party' (STTTP) candidate Mr. DDDave TTTucker.
Locals have long suspected that there must be a way to
drain the lake other than the above ground pipeline connecting Arthur's
Lake with the Great Lake. Picture #4
This pipeline picture #5 releases
water via hydro turbines into the local farming community, which is
essential to wash tractors and shower at Easter Sunday.
A Sign at the top of Poatina illustrates the geography of the system and the engineering achievement, which is comparable in its complexity to the building of Sydney's 'Kings Cross Red Light' district. Picture #6
When questioned by the international and local press, the STTTP candidate Mr DDDave TTTucker explained that the bullet holes in the Poatina sign are testament to the unwillingness of the Tasmanian State Government (TSG) to fund medical procedures to increase the mental capacity and responsibility of gun owners.
You heard it first on www.thetroutwhisperer.com.au website.
Watch THIS space for developments.
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